How Women Think
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing"
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Women Are Difficult
If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man
If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding
If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring
If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN! ;p
Women Are Difficult
If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man
If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding
If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring
If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN! ;p
..Flowers meaning..
Amaryllis Lily
pride and beauty
Azalea
temperance
Bachelor's Buttons
celibacy
Begonia
beware
Camellias
Red: unpretentious excellence
White: exquisite loveliness
Carnations:
Red: my poor heart
Pink: I'll never forget you.
Yellow: disdain
White: sweet and lovely
Chrysanthemum:
Red: I love
White: truth
Yellow: slighted love
Crocus
abuse not
Spring: youthful gladness
Cyclamen
diffidence
Daffodils
regard
Dahlia
changeable
Daisy
innocence
Forget-me-not
constant love
French Marigold
jealousy, discontent
Gladiolus
I'm really sincere
Hibiscus
rare beauty
Hyacinth
sporting
White: discreet loveliness
Hydrangea
Thank you for understanding
Iris
communication; faith; hope
Lilac
Purple: first love
White: youthful innocence
Lily of the Valley
increased happiness
Lily
White: purity
Mistletoe
kiss me
Narcissus
ego
Nasturtium
loyalty
Orchid
love; beauty; refinement
Pansies
consideration
Peony
bashfulness
Ranunculus
radiant charm
Rhodadendron
danger
Roses
Red: love
Yellow: friendship
Pink: young love, romance, first love
White: pure, innocence
Snapdragon
presumption
Sweet William
bravery
Tiger Flower
befriend me friend
Tuberosa
illicit pleasures
Tulip
fame
Red: declaration of love
Yellow: unrequited love
Violet
modesty
Blue: faithful devotion
Zinnias
thoughtful recollections
I Love You in different Languages
Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian - te dua
Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
Armenian - yes kez shat em siroom
Assyr- Az tha hijthmekem
Alentejano(Portugal) - Gosto De Ti, Porra!
Bahasa Malayu - (Malaysia) Saya cinta mu
Basque - Maite Zaitut
Bengali - Ami Tomake Bahlobashi
Bavarian - I mog di
Bisaya - Nahigugma ko nimo
Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Burmese- chit pa de
Cantonese - Ngo Oi Nei
Chinese - gnoy oy na
Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong)
Wa Ai Li (Taiwan)
Cambodian - Bon sro lanh oon
Catalan - T'estim (mallorcan)
Croatian - LJUBim te
Czech - miluji te
Danish- Jeg elsker dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vim
Estonian - Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind (formal)Farsi - Tora dust midaram
Filipino - Mahal ka ta
Finnish - Minä rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime
Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
German - Ich liebe Dich
Greek - S'agapw
Greenlandic - Asavakit
Gujrati - Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia 'oe
Hebrew - Ani ohevet ota
Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
Hmong - Kuv Hlub Koj
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Hokkien - Wa ai lu
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Icelandic - Eg elska thig
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Italian - ti amo
Indian - Mai tumase pyar karata hun (male to female) Mai tumase pyar karati hun (female to male)
Irish - taim i' ngra leat
Japanese - Aishiteru
Javanese - Kulo tresno marang panjenengan (formal)
aku terno kowe (informal)
Kapangpangan - Kaluguran daka.
Korean - SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei
Kurdish - Khoshtm Auyt
Laos - Chanrackkun
Latin - Ego te amo
Latvian - Es mîlu Tevi
Lithuanian - As Myliu Tave
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lingala - Nalingi yo
Lojban - mi do prami
Luo - Aheri
Macedonian - Te sakam
Mandarin - Wo Ai Ni
Malteese - Inhobbok hafna
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu
Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg
Persian - Tora Doost Darem
Pig Latin - I-yea Ove-lea Ou-yea
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese - Eu te amo (Brazilian)
Eu amo-te (continental)
Punjabi - me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Serbo-Croatian - Volim te
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Slovenian - ljubim te
Swedish - Jag älskar dig
Swiss German - Ch-ha di gärn
Spanish - Te quiero / te amo / yo amor tu
Swahili - Naku penda
Tagalog - Mahal Kita / Iniibig kita
Tamil - Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
Telugu - Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu
Thai - Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
Turkish - seni seviyorum
Ukranian - Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu
Urdu - Mea tum se pyaar karta hu ( when a guy says it)
Mea tum se pyar karti hu (when a gal says it)
Vietnamese - Toi yeu em
Vulcan - Wani ra yana ro aisha
Yugoslavian - Ya te volim
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zulu - Mena Tanda Wen
Sad Story
( Part 2 )
With her begging, my cold heart softened, but I still put up an annoyed face and walked in the park. I was just sitting on the benches looking like I wanted to leave. She went to the big oak tree and she was looking for something. I knew she was looking for what we wrote on that tree with a silver ink pen half a year ago. If I remember it right, it said, "Chris and Susan was here, Chris had tea and Susan was drinking hot chocolate. Hope Chris and Susan would always remember this day, always loving each other, forever." She was looking around for quite a while, then she came back slowly with tears on her face.
She said, "Chris, I can't find it, it's not there anymore."
I felt so sour inside, there was a stream of pain, flowing into my heart, the kind of pain I've never felt before. But all I could do was pretend I didn't care, and said, "Can we go now?"
I opened up my big black umbrella, she was just standing there, didn't want to leave yet, hoping there was still a chance. She said, "You made up the story of you and that other girl didn't you? I know I frustrate you sometimes, but I'll change, can't we start over?"
I didn't say a word, just looked down and shook my head. After that we just kept on walking towards the train station, didn't say a word to each other.
Four years ago, the doctor said I had cancer, but it was found early, so it was still curable. Thinking that it was okay, I started living my normal life again, and even forgot about the cancer. I didn't think about the cancer again and did not go back to the doctor. Until a month ago, my stomach was hurting for two weeks straight, and the nightmare awakened me again. First I thought the pain wouldl go away, but it grew stronger until to the point that I couldn't take it anymore. I went back to the doctor and took an X-ray. The picture came out and there was a big black spot, which proved the truth that I did not want to believe. I was at the most glittering part of my life, but it was coming to an end. I wanted myself and the people around me to go through the least pain possible, so I decided to commit suicide. But I couldn't let people find out about my intentions, especially Susan, the person I love the most in this whole world, who still doesn't know about the truth. Susan was still young, she shouldn't have to go through this. So I made up some stories and lied to her. It was a cruel thing to do, and it broke her heart, but it was the fastest way to wipe out three years's feelings. I didn't have much time, because I would soon start to loose hair and she would find out eventually. But now I'm close to succeeding, this drama would soon be over. Thirty minutes more this would all come to an end, that was what I had in mind.
I saw the taxi from far away, I held my tears and said to her, "Take care of yourself, take good care of yourself."
She didn't talk, just nodded lightly, and then opened up her misshaped umbrella and stepped out on the street. Out in the rain, we became two single life forms, one red, one black, so far away from each other. I opened the door for her and she got in, then I close the gate that would separate me from her forever. I stood by the car, staring in the dark window, at the first love in my life, also the last one, walking out of my life. The car started, driving into the street. Finally I couldn't hold my sorrow and the twist in my heart any longer, waving my arms rapidly chasing after the taxi, because I knew, this would be the last time I see her. I wanted to tell her I still love her, I wanted to tell her to stay, I wanted to tell her so much, but the taxi had already turned in the corner. Warm tears kept falling down my face, blended with the cold rain drops. I was cold, not because of the rain. I was cold inside.
Sad Love Story
( Part 1 )
It had been raining for more than a week, so much rain it made everyday seemed so restless and gloomy. She called and said she was coming up. It was the third time she came up to see me that week. I carried her excuse of why she came all the way here and went to meet her at the nearby seven-eleven. She was standing there alone, carrying her red umbrella. Her friend had dropped her off. It was raining and she was shivering. She looked weak and fragile in the harsh rain, wearing not enough to keep her warm.
I walked up to her and said, "You shouldn't come see me anymore," and stuff like how we shouldn't be together.
She said, "I miss you."
I told her coldly, "Lets go, I'll take you home."
She did not open up her umbrella, I knew she wanted to share mine.
I said, "Open up your umbrella, let's go."
Unwillingly, She opened up her umbrella and walked with me to the car. She said she hadn't eat lunch or dinner and asked if we could stop at some place to eat.
Right away I answered with a stoned heart, "No!"
Disappointed, she asked me to take her to the train station, she said she would take the train back home.
Maybe it was the rain, all the trains were full of people with umbrellas and suit cases who were eager to get home, not caring about who just passed by. We waited and waited, she looked at me innocently. Being together for so long, of course I knew what she meant. I understand how she must feel when she came all this way here in this kind of weather and I treat her like this. With her soft eyes staring at me, I felt guilt and wanted to let her stay for the night.
But reality struck again, I said to her coldly, "Let's go try the other train station."
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We were living in the same apartment building, on the same floor. Back then there were four of us, and we got along well. We would always eat dinner together, watch movies, and sometimes go camping. We were more like a family, but I didn't know I would end up falling in love with the only girl of the four. Maybe it was during the last year of college, having living together for two years, we developed deep feelings for each other. After she graduated she went back home, and I stayed for one more year to finish school. During that year I was only able to take the train down to see her on holidays, but never for long. That was how we kept the treasured relationship.
We were walking along the side of the road. She was in front of me and I was right behind her. Her umbrella had a broken spoke. She looked liked a wounded soldier, carrying her rusted rifle walking weakly. Many times, she was too into thinking or whatever she was doing, drifting off the road, she almost got hit by the cars passing by. I wanted to just take her in my arms, but with the love I had for her and the constant pain in my stomach, I did nothing. On the way, we passed by the park where we use to always go.
She begged and said, "Lets go in the park just for a little while please, I promise I'll go home right after this."
-To Be Continued-
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?
Tatapan mata yg punya arti... :) lol
Hello, everybody ! My name is Marcus...
My beautiful siz / big sizta... Sharon
Sharon and K' lala (my other siz)..She has a voice like Mariah Carey
Sharon and K' Thecille ( I'm not sure i speel it correctly ;p )
Feel so tired today !! Yesterday.. for the whole day, we went to Ancient City. And today,i just arrived from bangkok, to renew my visa.. and what next ???!! Reading reports, mid terms...GREAT !! I hope those can be end soon... Want to relax and exercise, laa ;p If i read alot, i will eat alot also.. i dunno why ;p hehehehehe.. I have to stop that habit, if i don't want get fat easily ;) Anyways, this week is the busiest week ever !! How come yah?? Ooo, wait the minute.. I think, this week is the second after Chiang Mai :( Chiang Mai was the worst week for me, coz i got sick and K.O ;p But, it was fun also, tho...
By: Riani.. ;)
By: Rochael ;p Can't see his original face.. hahahaha
One of the statue which reminded us about the war..
One of the god..
Vivian who took this picture.. Icha and DeDel were listening (think, so ;p)
Photomodels Wanna Be ;)
This is the only girl, Karina.. 
The joke of this week !! Hahahahaha..
We're just kidding ;)
This is what my friend put in her bulletin which was written by Daniel jelek and Abed bau :p hehehehe... And we put our comments :)
1. My ex is still... 75 years old ( Riani: OMG, danny ! )
2. I am listening to... abed talking crap. haha.. ( Rochael: I'll tell Abed... lol ! )
3. Maybe I should... have lunch with him ( Claire: hahahahaha ! )
4. I love... abed and i havin lunch in 10 min( with the one before) (Carol: You guys are so sweet to be together.. j/k)
6. I don't understand... General Psy ( The gurls: U can study with us ! :) )
7. I lost... my underware and my mind ( Riani: hahahahaha ! u can borrow mine ;p )
8. People say the girls are... hot! ( The gurls: Aaaawww ! Thank you, guys ! :p )
9. Lust is... horses
10. Love is... no love costs 10 baht in bangkok ( The gurls: Krik..krik..krik ! :p )
11. In default pic... abed is kissing daniel ( The gurls: Get a room, guys ! j/k )
12. I will always...wonder why they are doing it in front of me ( Rochael wrote this ! Claire+Carol: Agree !!! lol )
13. Forever seems... a long time
14. I never ever want to... wear coconuts, riani ! ( Carol: Who said this ???! )
15. My cell phone is... what is acellphone
16. When I wake up in the morning... i wonder if Rochael will say yes to me....
17. I get annoyed when... carol is much prettier than me..., what?? (Carol: hehehehe.. Thank you, danny ! :p )
18. Parties are... until 2h in morning ( The gurls: Loe aja, kalee.. hehehehehe )
19. My pet(s) is(are)... gaaaarullll ( Carol: Sial ! Nama gw diganti ;p ) and the furtingqueen
20. Kisses are the best when... I met Pamela Anderson (Rochael : you stop dreaming, abed and daniel jahil !! ;p)
21. Today I... am crazy (Claire: Yes, you are, Danny ! )
22. Tomorrow I will... wear coconuts, maybe ! ( Riani: Nice, danny)
23. I really want... to kill everybody who ignoring me :p (this is what daniel said)
24. My best time this week... when I talked to Daniel ! ( Carol: Talk to the hand, bro !! )
25. The big news for this week is seeing Daniel kissing abed :p ( The gurls: Aaawwww ! So sweet )
26. My crush... hmmm maybe ( Riani: You have another crush?? How about me?? )
27. My family will... laugh about that ( The gurls: We laugh at you right now j/k )
28. My friends are... I don't have any, just horses ( The gurls: You call us horses ??! No food for you anymore ! hehehehe... j/k )
29. Hopefully, in a month... be free of all the blisters ( CC: Who said this?? )
30. Life is... carol and clair stop being so cute!!!!! ( Carol+Claire: Rochael is jelaous ;p )
the daniel above refers to daniel kopp..not danielanderson... ( The gurls: Apaan sih, ngomong nggak jelas ;p )
...Vivian, Christina, Me and Shizzz...
Me, Elsye, Claire, Icha and Vivian
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Waduuuuhh, apa-apaan, neh... lol ! Icha and Daron.. Oya, with my hand also ;p
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Name: Carolyn Kellen
Bdae: Nov 4th
Nicks:Carol, Iyo, Imoet j/k
Skool:Mission College
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